In this moment..

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Ashleigh:
Kristen and I figured out why people get fat when they get married
Me:
it's because they stop having sex and all they do is eat
Ashleigh:
because all you do is have sex and eat in a relationship!
Me:
so if you never get married, you keep having sex and eating and it like cancels each other out
Kayla:
so why in my freshman year was I having sex and I gained weight?
Ashleigh:
because you're black